harry potter exhibition y u so short?!?!
wands y u $75 each?!?!
army y u 4 more days?!
everything is groovy
wonder if there’s something about my demeanour or looks that gives off a huge neon warning that says STAY AWAY HE’S GONNA EAT YOU UP LIKE A HUNGARIAN HORNTAIL
no idea what’s up with all the boyfriends being so inappropriately paranoid when im as platonic and harmless as they come. nothing sucks more than seeing a friend literally get dragged away by an angry, jealous boyfriend. what are we, cavemen?
NOT saying i v handsome la but there has to be some inexplicably horny vibe i must be giving off.
really does irk me. tried being deliberately colder towards my attached girlfriends but my nonchalance continues to be misconstrued as affection. getting sick of drama over and over and over.
tl;dr stop taking my friends away
hollywood infected your brain
you want kisses in the rain
living in a movie scene
puking american dreams
your mind is just like mine
all filled up with things benign
you’re looking for the golden lie
don’t trust the bitch in apartment 23
oh lord this sucks. having what might quite possibly be the most happening week of my life, but i’ll have to enlist in less than two weeks. what a party-pooper.
two roads lie ahead of me. should i be logical or a romantic? deep down i already know what i’m gonna end up doing. guess im born to be a whimsical volatile little fuck head
cuckoo!
oh lord
i have been told
i must take the unforsaken road
(Source: ignitetheliight)
14 Wonderful Words With No English Equivalent
5. Zeg (Georgian)
It means “the day after tomorrow.” Seriously, why don’t we have a word for that in English?9. Koi No Yokan (Japanese)
The sense upon first meeting a person that the two of you are going to fall into love.
LOL fuck
(via thatwistfulfeeling)
- Animal Collective - My Girls
- Audioslave - Doesn’t Remind Me
- Flo Rida - Wild Ones
- Florence and The Machine - Cosmic Love
- Frou Frou - Must Be Dreaming
- Imogen Heap - First Train Home
- Marina and the Diamonds - Mowgli’s Road
- Marina and the Diamonds - Radioactive
- Pitbull - International Love
- Rogue Wave - Eyes
- Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs - Garden
On being named Sexiest Man Alive for a second time:
“This one’s going to be hard for Brad (Pitt) since he’s been Sexiest Man Alive twice. He’s enjoyed that mantle. I’d say ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ to him and he’d go, ‘Two-time.’ So that’s been taken away. We used to call him Two Time. So Brad’s going to be upset.”
- George Clooney
my heart is nuclear
love is all that i fear
ready to be let down
now im heading for a meltdown
